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Hopefully we get this all right for our
girls.

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I'm a little nervous.

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Wait till you get this.

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I've always thought it was a convenience
store.

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It's hard to have this stuff.

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Especially being locked in in the
hallway.

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That's good.

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I can't believe this is the first

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time. How do you think it's getting with
just her dad?

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But at least we have each other.

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I know, right? It's nice, but, like, I
can't even call her mom anymore. I just

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have to call her Lee.

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I know. It makes me feel so bad.

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I know. Every time someone calls me, she
gets so upset when I don't call her

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mom. Yeah. I know. Staying with mom. And
it's like, what do you expect? You

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literally ran off with my best friend's
mom. Yeah. I was just like, how could

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you, you know? Yeah. I'm like, now her
dad's sitting downstairs eating dinner

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with her.

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I love him so much. Your dad is so, so
nice. I know, so is yours. I love him so

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much.

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So, yeah, it's hard, but, I mean, I
don't know, it's just annoying, the fact

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that, like, I feel bad for them, you
know, like, our parents, like, our moms

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were lesbians the whole time.

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I don't understand it.

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How could Thelma leave him? Like, your
dad is so sweet.

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Oh, my God. How can Louise leave your
dad?

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I don't know.

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He's always just been there for the both
of us. I know.

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Ever since we were little.

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They're so sweet.

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And everybody at school, like, Max was
like, oh, yeah, your mom's less. I'm

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like, yeah, so what? Whatever. Like,
she's not here anymore.

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He really cooked everything for you.
Yeah, he did.

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I was going to make the money in the
family.

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There.

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Oh my God.

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That's not happening, huh?

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Pretend like you know what we're doing.

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There we go.

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You can give it to him cold with this.
I, I, that's not. Call it albacore or

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something.

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Maybe I don't.

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Yeah,

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I mean I had a mom that cooked me, I had
a wife that cooked me.

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Now it's all me.

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Why is there water in here? What the
fuck?

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Is that how you do it?

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That looks good, doesn't it?

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I don't know how I'm doing it.

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Are you supposed to put...

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You got the turkey in the oven?

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Yeah. I put it in a while ago. Is it
cooking?

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Something. Why is there smoke going on?
I don't know.

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Your kitchen's broken.

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My kitchen's not washed. What the fuck,
man?

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You sure that's a turkey?

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It was.

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I don't know, man.

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That looks not like a turkey to me.

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Well, you know, we're pretty useless,
huh?

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Oh, my God. Where's my fingerprint?

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Oh, man.

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We need to crack a window.

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Did your child open the...

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Your housekeeper tells you it's on fire.
Yeah, I mean, I had to do something,

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right? I don't know if that's right.

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My mom called me earlier.

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Selma called me earlier and asked me how
Dad was doing. Like, she even cared.

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Yeah, what the heck? She didn't have the
right to ask that. Let me be in my own

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business. Did you smell that?

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Yeah, we should probably get down there.

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I mean,

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it's

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blackened. Yeah.

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special. We went into a cookbook that we
found.

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We heard the fire alarm.

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Oh, I was... That's how you know it's
done.

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That's the sign of a good kitchen.

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Yeah, come on, girls. Sit down. Here you
go.

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Make a spot, you know.

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All right.

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Bon appetit.

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You guys want to take this out and pass
it down?

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We got corn and green beans.

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Bread. And a small, small bird turkey.

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Yeah.

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Hopefully you don't like this.

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Yeah, it's nice, Dad. Thank you.

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Yeah, we really appreciate this.

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You know, it's just been a rough night
for me.

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I forgot

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to bring it Yeah, there's a

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lot.

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I mean,

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you know, your mom's not here. It looks
like they're not eating. I don't think

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that's acceptable at all.

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I need the bottom half.

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Are

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we supposed

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to cook three things?

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I always forget. Uh, I think they can.
They already become cooks.

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I think.

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I mean, I don't think anyone's going to
get sick here.

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Maybe a lot of strong stuff.

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Ugh, man.

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Yeah, um.

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I don't think this is.

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That's not good.

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Well, at least. Like that, huh? I was
just about to say, at least it's not

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alive.

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Maybe it's jerky at this point.

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It could be.

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How did that happen?

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This is ridiculous.

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God.

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We didn't make the bread. The bread is
coming back to life. Look at it.

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We need that, like, memory.

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Yeah, we didn't buy the bread,
unfortunately. Can you pass me a salad?

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Thanks, man.

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I'm going to have to eat something.

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Is the bread edible?

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What? Is it edible?

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Um,

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yeah. Do you like the cream?

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It's a delicious thing.

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I'm sorry, girls.

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No,

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no, we appreciate everything you do.

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What? I thank you for.

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Well, thank you for trying.

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Dad, thank you.

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You're welcome.

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What? Is this supposed to be our wine
class? We definitely forgot wine.

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We are failing on all accounts. Alright,

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I think it's time we give thanks.

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I'll go first.

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I'm thankful for my daughter.

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Such a beautiful young girl.

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You look like you love her so much.

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I'm thankful for this.

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The corn?

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Are you screaming?

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And on you go.

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What do you think before?

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But learning experiences are going to
begin anyway.

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Have a good one.

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I was thinking,

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maybe it might be because they haven't
gotten any action, really.

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Yeah. I haven't seen my dad with one
lady since the divorce. Same. Yeah.

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literally, like, if he's helping, I can
win. My dad has, like, brought a girl

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home since the MLF, you know? Mm -hmm.

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Well, okay.

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I was kind of thinking about it down
there, and, like, here we are all this

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long, but I was kind of thinking that
since they haven't gotten any, and, you

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know, they're, like, so stressed out,
that maybe we could, like, do each

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best. I mean, I'm totally into these
actors.

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Oh my gosh. Yeah.

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Okay, so, I do your dad and you do mine.

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Yeah, okay.

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I mean you guys do so much for us and we
just want to show you how thankful

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we are. That's just part of what we have
to do at first, you know.

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Well we wouldn't have it any other way.

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Yeah, and I think I know how thankful we
are now.

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You know, since you do so much for us,
we thought we'd give back to you.

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I just know that it's been really

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hard for you guys.

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It has.

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Without our mom here.

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I just want to make sure we do
everything we can.

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Take all the pressure off of you guys.

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Stress reliever.

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Yeah, stress reliever.

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We totally agree to this, Dad.

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Come on, Dad.

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I don't know if I'm really going to want
to watch you. That's Bill.

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I'd say you take my daughter upstairs.

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I don't want to watch that either, so.
Yeah.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Sorry.

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Try not to be too loud. I don't want to
hear anything.

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Are we going to do this?

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We can do this.

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Why are you trying to save me today?